Song Lyrics
Ballad of a Guy Named Joe
He was allergic to H2O
This is the ballad of a guy named Joe
(Echo back)
He never thought he’d end up in a cage
It all started when he got a page
This is the ballad of a guy named Joe
(Echo back)
Everybody was in the row
He learned to drive
But he crashed in the river
And everybody thought he was a ‘ner
This is the ballad of a guy named Joe
(Echo Back)
He put his hair up in a ‘fro
Everyone thought he had no bro
But he did
That’s the guy
As you know
Whose name was Joe
This is the ballad of a guy named Joe
(Echo Back)
His hair was green and he had a ‘fro
He had no wife and no money to spare
All he could buy was an orange pair
He worked a job towing cars
He had an elbow but now it is charred
And now all that I’ve got to say
Is that Joe had the worst life of anybody with no pay
It was the ballad of a guy named Joe
(Echo Back)
He had no life and he had is hair in a ‘fro
I say Na Na and this is what I’m saying
He had no life and no pay and
And when Joe’s life came to a close
78 and no real clothes
He made a living out on the street
Wearin’ rags and dirty feet
But one day he was discovered
A famous singer doin’ covers
Now he’s a rock star with a star on the road
That was the ballad of a guy named Joe
(Echo Back)
Caleb Made This Awkward Moment
(Joel makes trumpet noises)
Bookin’ around
You don’t know what to say
Just like me in the air today
Just like me
Just like me
Just like me
In the air today
Just like me
Ah. Behind me
Joel
Is sitting over there
Playing a guitar
Caleb’s over there
Hitting on those drums
And I’m standing here
In the spotlight
And I’m so bored
I just wanna shoe!
Look over there!
Over there
Over there
Look at my beautiful hair
Yeah
Look at it
Oh it’s awesome
PYOA
Some
Something we’re
Look me in the eyes
Tell me I don’t know my applesauce
We frosted cookies with grandma
And we talked about randoms and guitars
I am a Jesus freak here yeah ya ya ya ya ya ya
Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah
Yeah Yeah
I don’t know what to say
I’m just singing!
I don’t know
What to sing about
So I will just
YAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m gonna go
BAUGH!!
I don’t know what to do
Caleb made this awkward moment!
And you my soul
I got my soul
Because you creepy puppets
Scary because I made you
Chicken sauces and
Everyone still says
It’s all
It’s all
Caleb’s fault
He’s really
Dumb
He’s making me sing
Something I don’t know anything about
A golden guitar
I’m improvising all of this
And NYNE NYNE!
Frosting Cookies
I go to my grandma’s house
She asked me what I want to do
I say
All I wanna do
Is frost
Cookies with you!
I wanna frost cookies with you!
You get out the dough
You put it into the oven
And then you make the frosting
Oh yeah it’s just so good you do it!
You gotta frost the cookies
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
That is what you do with me
I tell you wanna help me make ‘em
This is how you frost cookies
Wah Wah Wah Wah
YEAH!
That’s all I wanna do
Is frost cookies with you
That’s all I wanna
Wanna Wanna Wanna
Do!
Hyah-cha-cha-cha!
Frost the cookies with my grandma
I want to
Frost cookies with my grandma
I make them
Blue
I make them
Red
I make them
Orange
I make them
Yellow
I make them
Macintosh
I make them
Good!
Hyah-cha-cha-cha!
I make them good
I make them good
Wooooo!!!!
I make them all the colors of the rainbow!
Grandma: Watcha wanna do?
Watcha wanna do today
She said
All I wanna do
All I wanna do
Is frost cookies with you
All I wanna do is
Frost some
Frost some
Cookies with you
That’s all I wanna do today!
I say
Grandma what should we do?
What should we do?
Want to make cookies with
You and you!
And we’ll eat them all!
And we’ll-
We’ll get them gone!
Sonny sonny sonny sonny
I know whatca gonna do
Let’s eat all the cookies
Let’s eat all these cookies
Let’s eat all these cookies
With You
Let’s eat these cookies!
Grandma the cookies are gone!
Grandma you ate them all!
C’mon!
Now grandma what’ll you do?
‘Cause eating all those cookies
Is going to kill you!
My grandma was addicted!
That is mine
It’s fine with me
My grandma’s got some moves
Cool moves
Double Backflips
It’s all over the town
That’s what happened after
We run to the zoo
Summer of 1992
Surfin’ down the sidewalk
On the night of ‘82
She is right beside me
And I’m slurping down the zoup
Everyone is by me
My best friend is at my side
Chasing after dust bunnies
And everything is just fine
It is the summer of 1992
The grass is greener
And the sky is blue
I’ve got my surfboard
And my wallet
In my hand
I’ve got my bicycles
And chickens running mad
And now that I am here to say that that is just a perfect day
But that is not where we are and
now is the
worst day
Worst day
Of my life
Worst day
Of my life!!!
Worst day of my life!
Nothings going right!
Worst day of
My life
Worst day of my life!!
Summer's Here!
Peaceful park
With lily pads
Frogs are hopping
Oh there’s a splash
Here come children
Running fast
Jump into the lake
And then the chaos begins!
Splashing!
Splashing to and fro!
Splashing everywhere!
Where do I go?
Splashing Splashing!
Running!
It’s summer camp!
Wild children
Done with school
School is over
Don’t want our grades
No one dares
No one cares
Hooray!
We’ve got pitchers of lemonade!
Stay up all night!
Sleep all day!
It is just for a series now!
Wow, it’s here for us
Today
Cows allergic
To the flame
Yeah it’s
A brand new day
Everybody is here today!
Your friends
And your family
Done with me!
Wave goodbye
Vacation’s cool!
Now it’s the time
To make pools!
Me and you
Whenever you want
Embarrassing videos on YouTube
Embarrassing-it is not!
Hey it’s time for
Fun in the sun
Golden stars the
Blanket of night
Stop
For fun
In the sun
Grassy, Stars
Silent field
Bunnies hopping
People yield
Summer!!!
Every you
Everyone
Untie your shoes
Grab a cape
A life raft here
Grab a plank
The rap is here
Fly over that waterfall
Get in dirt into the crawl
Things are crawling
A stampede
It is time for you to sing
No time for afternoon tea
12 past ice skate 4 'til 3
And then you just go outside
Surfing waves as high
As can be
This is how you save the day
Every day and then you sing
You don’t need the sunrise hill
I’ll punch ya
Yeah woo wool
School is out
Our time is done
It is time for fun
In the sun
Some lyrics have been edited for content and/or common sense